Don't ask Oxbrough for directions

There have been some poor excuses for lateness over the years - Jasper Ahern's "I got stuck behind an elephant in Esher High Street" is a market leader - but Mark Oxbrough has managed to incorporate lameness with modern technology as the following email to hbis captain the day after a no-show in the Summer League indicates:

"I was cycling from central London to TD. When I got to just outside Kingston I turned on the TOMTOM on my phone to take me to the Portsmouth Rd. I ended up on a small residential rd in Roehampton 10km later."